The Mizzou Flipside

Peyton Manning released a statement on Wednesday saying that first string head coach Jim Caldwell will be benched for the Super Bowl

“He was starting to mope around a lot, ignoring fire hydrants and squirrels, seemingly because his day just didn’t appear to be in the cards,” said Phil Roberts, one of the dog’s owners, “it was tearing our family apart, seeing her like that.”

“There were a lot of people doing what I was doing,” Sosa said unapologetically about his past. “Especially when I was playing for the Cubs”.