May 3rd, 2010 by matt
CLEVELAND – The City of Cleveland has placed LeBron James on house arrest immediately, according to reports released yesterday. “This is going to start right now,” said a grinning Rita Downswing, the Mayor of Cleveland. “Like I don’t know if you get it, it starts right now.” “For starters, have you seen how much he [...]
March 16th, 2010 by matt
“No one will notice as long as I throw in Florida and bump out Illinois, right?”
February 1st, 2010 by matt
The chairman of the organization, the downtrodden Houston Rocket, Tracy McGrady, says the mission of their trip was to prepare young MU basketball guard Kim English for the perils that lie ahead.
February 1st, 2010 by matt
January 28th, 2010 by matt
Peyton Manning released a statement on Wednesday saying that first string head coach Jim Caldwell will be benched for the Super Bowl
January 22nd, 2010 by admin
“There were a lot of people doing what I was doing,” Sosa said unapologetically about his past. “Especially when I was playing for the Cubs”.
