The Mizzou Flipside

WASHINGTON D.C.— First lady Michelle Obama announced yesterday that she is launching a campaign to fight childhood obesity. “I want to start small,” said Obama, “spending time with each kid and whipping them into shape.” Secretary of Health and Human Services Director Kathleen Sebelius applauded Obama for hitting the issues head-on. “She sees one of [...]

OMAHA, NEB.- The current recession – the largest in several decades – has been crippling the nation for over a year but, in a tremendous act of bravery, Omaha native Mike Smith ate dinner last Tuesday night. “It’s been on my mind for awhile now,” said the newly anointed national hero. “I’ve been hungry for [...]