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Big 12 Recruits Underage Drinkers

March 1st, 2010 by matt

Big 12 Recruits Underage Drinkers

COLUMBIA, MO- Tony Saltonio, like most local bar owners, wants to reach out to the MU student body. What sets him apart from everyone else is the type of student he is looking to attract: the underage. “Specifically, I want ‘em between 16 and 21,” said the 43 year-old owner. “What? Every other business is [...]


MU Student Heartbroken By That Bitch Jesse Hall

February 7th, 2010 by matt

MU Student Heartbroken By That Bitch Jesse Hall

After that point, Simpkins began seeing Jesse all the time, especially every Tuesday and Thursday when he was walking to the Journalism school. Simpkins felt that it was fate.


Mizzou Students To Get The Opportunity To Study Abroad In The Jersey Shore

February 4th, 2010 by matt

Mizzou Students To Get The  Opportunity To Study Abroad In The Jersey Shore

The University of Missouri Trulaske School of Business will be offering a unique opportunity to study abroad in the Jersey Shore next summer, the school announced Friday. “We really want to give students the chance to broaden their horizons and experience different cultures,” said Ryan Neal, a spokesperson for the program. “The chance to visit [...]


Professional Athletes With Feminine First Names Lend Support To MU Guard Kim English

February 1st, 2010 by matt

Professional Athletes With Feminine First Names Lend Support To MU Guard Kim English

The chairman of the organization, the downtrodden Houston Rocket, Tracy McGrady, says the mission of their trip was to prepare young MU basketball guard Kim English for the perils that lie ahead.


Dog Finally Has Its Day

January 23rd, 2010 by matt

Dog Finally Has Its Day

“He was starting to mope around a lot, ignoring fire hydrants and squirrels, seemingly because his day just didn’t appear to be in the cards,” said Phil Roberts, one of the dog’s owners, “it was tearing our family apart, seeing her like that.”