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Macy’s Unveils Infidelity Collection

June 22nd, 2011 by matt

Macy's Unveils Infidelity Collection

Man Thinks “8 Feet” Sounds About Right for Debt Ceiling

June 16th, 2011 by matt

Man Thinks

Jockey ‘Thrilled’ To Ride Usain Bolt For Derby

April 29th, 2010 by matt

Jockey 'Thrilled' To Ride Usain Bolt For Derby

Luke Wilson Missing for 37 Seconds Found On Channels 5, 8, 14, 41, 42, 59, 74

April 20th, 2010 by matt

Luke Wilson Missing for 37 Seconds Found On Channels 5, 8, 14, 41, 42, 59, 74

The 38-year-old actor shows exactly how many inches he’s added to his waist in the time he was gone.


Man On Flight Stuck Next To Crying Glenn Beck Again

March 16th, 2010 by matt

Man On Flight Stuck Next To Crying Glenn Beck Again

Hungover Selection Committee Frantically Copies Joe Lunardi’s Predictions

March 16th, 2010 by matt

Hungover Selection Committee Frantically Copies Joe Lunardi’s Predictions

“No one will notice as long as I throw in Florida and bump out Illinois, right?”


Weaker Dollar Bullied By Badder, Less Coddled Euro

March 8th, 2010 by matt

Weaker Dollar Bullied By Badder, Less Coddled Euro

Super Cool Girl Actually Just Texting Mom

February 17th, 2010 by matt

Super Cool Girl Actually Just Texting Mom

“Ugh, soo much drama”


Nation’s ‘Botanists’ Take Hard Stance On Glaucoma: “We Love It”

February 17th, 2010 by matt

Nation's 'Botanists' Take Hard Stance On Glaucoma:

Abott and Costello: “Who’s Playing Super Bowl Half Time Show?”

February 6th, 2010 by matt

Abott and Costello: